Chester Carpet Clearance Centre is hosting what owner Dave Bellis believes will be a first for the city when he throws his doors open to naturists for today only (Wednesday) – and says you’d be a fool to miss it!
According to a press release embargoed for publication on April 1, Dave and his all-male team will be getting into the buff themselves and ramping up the heating to the max at the Bumpers Lane store.
The centre has shown naked ambition in recognising a growing gap in the market for customers who like nothing more than the freedom of browsing around a carpet shop on a retail park in their altogether.
Dave, who stars in a tasteful Calendar Girls’ style video promoting the event, says nudists would be a fool to miss out on some of his amazing cut-price discounts.
He said: “At this time of year there are few things for naturists to do, due to the unpredictable weather, so we have decided to turn up the heating for one day only. All the staff, myself included, will be undressed too so there’s no need for anyone to be shy when they come in to take a look around.”
The promotional video was recorded especially for today’s April 1 event, featuring staff and even a fitter at work in his birthday suit, cutting carpet using a craft knife with perhaps even more care than usual.
“We know it’s a brave move, and some people may raise their eyebrows,” adds the owner. “But this is innovation, and if it’s done tastefully this could really help to put Chester on the map as naturists flock here from across the country, boosting the local economy.”
For more information visit www.carpetclearancechester.co.uk