DANIEL Craig has got married.
I’ll just say that again to give the news time to sink in.
James Bond, the man with whom we’d all like to be shaken and stirred, is now officially no longer on the market.
Because even though you and I know the chances of being whisked off our feet by Daniel in a tuxedo, all steely eyed and sexy pout, are minimal the news that one of the most desirable men on the planet is now unavailable still prompts a sigh of reflective sadness from the majority of the female population.
It’s nonsense, of course. Daydreaming about becoming Mrs Craig, living in a Malibu beach house and attending A list parties is the stuff of dreams but then dreams are what Hollywood is built upon.
Anyway, there are plenty more fish in the sea. I wonder when George Clooney’s going to call?