BLACK armbands all round ladies.

It seems that the usual sartorial elegance associated with that object of so much desire, Mr Daniel Craig, has died.

Somehow, somewhere along the way, the man who oozed cool as 007 has turned into a fashion oh oh no.

He’s ditched the pin sharp suit, the luxe tux, hell, even those Speedos – all looks which were just fine with us – and opted for what can only be described as old man chic combined with cowboy (un) cool with a nod to the Edwardian era along the way.

Just what is going on here, Dan? You’re on the red carpet (ok, it’s blue, but you know what we mean).

What possessed you to go with the v-neck woolly pully teamed with a tie?

Why the jeans with those ridiculous turn-ups?

And what’s with the great coat? You’re Bond, not an extra from Downton Abbey.

Honestly, it gives Real no pleasure to feature you in Dressed in the Dark but this turn of events has left us shaken and stirred.