I'M confused. I don't know whether I'm backing WINS, Wrexham First, the Revival or the Judaean People's Front so, in true Python style, it's time for something completely different.

If there's one other interest that rivals football for eating into my children's university fund, it's music. I buy far too many CDs and still get along to the odd gig.

My musical taste tends to mirror my football feelings. Just as I've opted to follow a team that's doomed to spend its existence in the lower reaches of the professional game, so I tend to favour bands who are unlikely to trouble the top 10.

I use music to match the mood induced by a trip to the Racecourse. Pre-match, it'll be uplifting stuff I can sing along to as I'm crossing the Pennines.

The Best Of The Alarm won't win me many credibility points with the kids, but it does the trick as I'm powering down the Chester bypass.

Post-match, a win will bring more of the same, perhaps some Super Furry Animals, Happy Mondays or New Order. Defeat has me reaching for the Smiths or something similar.

Occasionally, my twin passions converge and produce something just about perfect. I think my best moment of the season to date came in the Lokomotiv stadium in Moscow.

Kept waiting inside the ground for over an hour after the match, "Hey Jude" was played over the PA to keep us entertained, prompting a mass sing-along amongst the travelling supporters.

I was at a game at Burnley the other night and the appearance of the two teams was preceded by about five minutes of "The Wild Rover" and then "I'm Gonna Be" by the Proclaimers, played at full blast over the tannoy.

Add in the 20 dumpy Lancashire lasses waving pom-poms above their heads, and you've got a truly excruciating spectacle.

So, a request to the board. Sell the ground, sell the best players, but can we have the team running out to "Wrexham Is The Name" again? Perhaps we could get Wrexham chart-toppers K-Klass to re-mix it, just to keep the kids happy.