It's so dreary and miserable

The River Dee and The Meadows

The buildings are all really ugly

Chester Cathedral in the sun

There's hardly anything to do

The Islands at Chester Zoo

Education here is rubbish

Students at university and school celebrate their results

Nobody from Chester ever amounted to anything

Daniel Craig as James Bond

There's just nowhere to get a decent pint

Many of Chester's pubs are in listed buildings

Or anything to eat for that matter

Just some of Chester's finest restaurants and hotels

Weekends can be so boring

Chester Races

The people are as dull as ditchwater

Last year's Chester Pride

There is no history or culture

Chester Performs are running Family Saturdays throughout the summer at the Amphitheatre
Summer family events at Chester Amphitheatre

And some of the locals look pretty scary

You can see the Sumatran tigers in their new Islands home at Chester Zoo and all the other animals with our competition to win sets of admission tickets
The Sumatran tigers at Chester Zoo

Yes, we're pulling your leg! Like anywhere else, Chester isn't perfect - but as you can see, there is PLENTY to love about our great city.